Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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