is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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