Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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