are you still at the devil's house?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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