I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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