I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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