wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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