Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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