as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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