I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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