I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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