My hand turned me down
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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