He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
The adults are the big ones right?
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