oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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