4 words: hood of his car
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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