Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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