I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
40s are totally the cure
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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