i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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