yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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