You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Randomize
