belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
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