woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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