well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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