i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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