when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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