absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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You. Win. At. Life.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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