drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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