he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I am mentally ready for anal.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
