I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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