If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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