The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
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