It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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