"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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