I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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