You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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