I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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