good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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