We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I smell stomach acid.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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