I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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