You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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