I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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