This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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