i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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