Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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