yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
