Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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