This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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