I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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