I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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