Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
That accounts for only three of the penises
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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