I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
