R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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