there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
