so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
